Stop fucking around! You better unleash the kraken and come hard

I'm not like that and I don't jerk off to customers! Wow, for 10 bitcoins, you're already on the dick

You don't recognize your sister? How about if I blow you and show you my tits?

I stuck it in her while she was on her phone and fucked the fuck out of her

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up

You came into my room, come into my room, I called you to fuck me

Fuck, the same girl with the kraken TAM - can we fuck? 🐙

I don't really fuck with couriers, but since we know each other, come on in

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

Who hired her? At least she sucks for fuck-ups (cums face)

Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

- Holy shit, did you come inside?! - Well, you wanted a change, so here you go

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

I didn't let you fuck me in real life, you decided to fuck me in my sleep 😱 What a twist!

Honey, that's the game - whoever loses, sucks a dick. Get on with it!

Oops, wanted to get back at my husband, but accidentally made him a cuckold 🫠

Fucked the hotel receptionist for making a mess in the room, because the customer is always right

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

Neighbor, are you out of your fucking mind, what son am I to you? Come on, I'd rather fuck you

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift

Student, any questions on the subject, or shall we finally start fucking?

Wanted tender sex, but he grabbed her by the hair and put it on his dick

I wanted to sue my lover for cheating, and she fucked me, too

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)